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- “When are you due?” (when you’re not even pregnant)
- “My baby slept through from six weeks”
- “I found it so easy to breastfeed, and did it for two years”
- “I have no stretchmarks”
- “I’m so lucky – I lost all my weight after I had my child”
- “I only feed my child organic, sugar-free and preservative-free foods. And she just loves kale, broccoli and quinoa”
- “My toddler has never had a tantrum in public”
- “Sorry – we’re so busy this week and have no time for playdates. Between the piano, Mandarin and chess lessons, we’re just swamped”
- “My husband is so hands on – he does all the night feeds (with my expressed milk)”
- “You have no idea how tired I am”
- “I’m so busy – I went to gym, had my hair done, and now I’m at the shops looking for a pair of black heels”
- “I can’t believe you let your child use a tablet. We’re only going to introduce one when our child is four”
- “You look exhausted”
- “TV is very bad for infants. I wouldn’t let mine watch it”
- “I’m not judging, but *insert judgemental comment*”
